“Want things to change, then be prepared to get off your ass.”
Teenager: What’s this?
Father: It’s a snow shovel.
Mr. Funny AKA the teenager: You know how to use it?
Mr. Home owner AKA the father: Dearest fruit of my loins, you are going to put the shovel into the snow that’s in the driveway and with vigorous upper body motion throw it to the side. Repeat as necessary and when there is no more snow in the driveway you can come in for supper.
Mr. Just been drafted AKA the teenager: Oh! Daddy Ha Ha!
Mr. Ha Ha AKA the father: You enjoy yourself and I’ll enjoy the game on the big screen.
“Your hard drive light is blinking but nothing is showing up on the screen”
A Homer Simpson exclamation!
“I’ll show you the door, it’s right over there, see!”
“You’re uglier then an old boar’s hairy ass”
“Life’s a bitch, so get use to it.”
“If you can’t say something nice, take a selfie.”
“I’m not acting silly this is quite natural.”