“I’m I annoying you? Do you find me irritating? Am I beginning to piss you off? Yes! Thank you and nice to know the effort wasn’t wasted!”
“Whats the difference between a crowd and a mob?
A crowd is a group of individuals, a mob only has the one.”
“Life’s a bitch, so what’s your excuse”
“There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why… I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?”
“Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator. And change has its enemies”
“Change doesn’t just happen, it’s made to happen”
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“Why don’t they say we don’t really know what we’re putting in this stuff”
Aren’t food labels wonderful. I remember years ago buying a box of cereal and for some reason I started to read the nutrition label. I noted it said 12g of sugar per serving. So what’s a serving, a serving is 30g and do the math. This stuff is 40% sugar and it wasn’t one of the kid’s cereals either. Do you think you can get the requirement that the food companies have to list the percentage sugar in their foods. All the other nutrients are listed that way. AHS! A homer simpson exclamation and I think not!
“Modified milk ingredients, Someone was playing with the chemistry set again”
“Meat By-product, do you really want to know what your buying?”
“Think about it, really think, Mock Chicken. Cause we certainly don’t want the real thing do we?”